I am m0trin! I am your Counter Strike master.

Take the time to say a joke.

2004-11-12T06:04:40Z

The man, the myth, the legend. This is for the hommie that isnt with us anymore.
Some may say that he was a mass murdering fuck head, but did they really try to look at his true passions?
Known for his masacres, and his tyranical leadership, this mans art was something that was hidden
Not known for his impressionist paintings, and his post modern sculptures, this artist's dreams were soon torn away from society by a few stupid mistakes
Should he be responsible for his actions?
When was the last time you looked yourself in the mirror and asked if you would attempt a genocide if you had the resources?
Thats what i thought...
We are no better then this man.
Honestly ask yourself if the beautiful face you see up there is the face of a bad man.
You know what i see?
I see a little boy with a dream to be an astronaut.
A dream to be fireman.
A dream to be that all-star quarterback who makes the winning touchdown.
His dreams are no more.
So, lets just say this is his last horrah.
A tribute to a man whos dreams will be lived through us.

icecreamconer @ 2004-11-11T22:56:00

2004-11-12T04:59:36Z

I know most of you have already read this from Dwight's journal, but i thought it is just to post it in my own journal for fuck's sake. This is my impersination of what terrible, emo poetry is like. Heres to smoking cigarettes and crying in your sleep. Murmer
Cough; things falling.
Clouds cry, when the sun hates.
Full of laughter, when the sun hates.
Tobacco-less cigarettes, tar-less hopes.
Death.
Smiles on the sad child.
Smiles on the bad child.
My heart bleeding on a doorstep.
Open up, this is the police.
Knock, Knock, Knock.
Ill blow your gun down.
Fun with fruit loops;
Pain...
Crying in the corner

Some things to think about...

2004-11-11T23:10:15Z

Why is there one sun? Why cant there be two?
Would it not be ironic if Windex ended up to be the loser?
How the fuck did they come up with the name Starbucks?
If there was such thing as a starbuck, what would it look like?
If a dog held a baby up for ransom, and ended up getting caught, would the dog go the pound, or would it go to jail?
If i am yes, and you are no, then who are they?
A guy walked into a bar?
What if he walked into a tavern?
Why arent i doing something constructive with my time?
Why arent you doing something constructive with your time?

You know when you think you need to fart, but cant?

2004-11-11T06:28:50Z

Its like that. I dont know what I'm talking about. Ive had this thing forever, and havent posted in a while. So... how bout those elections??? Man, im bored. Im suppose to be in bed, but i cant fall asleep. Blah. Makes you think about Dr. Pepper thought. With its new can and all. I was a beta tester for the can. It had a few glitches, but all-in-all, it was a decent buzz.

I dont know.

2004-04-20T19:08:25Z

Right now im in POE and i feel like so much shit. I dont know why. Everyone in my team is telling me how annoying i am, and i cant stand it. They dont want me to work with them because i just am in the way. I dont know. I want to go home. I want to know that im doing something right. I feel like today that all my attempts of changing have been not good. I dont know what to do. I wish i had more friends on my livejournal. I wish that people would ask me to put them on my friends list. I guess its ok. I just wish that some people would take the time to ask if im ok. Today, ive felt like shit. I dont know why. Its not cause of what people have done, i just wish that i was doing something right. I dont know if i am anymore. I wish that i didnt bother people as much as i do. I wish that i was the way i was when you first saw me. I wish that i didnt change. I wish that you thought i was perfect, like the way i was. Im going to change. Im going to be better then i have been. I really need your help. Please help me. Im sorry that Im complaining. I just really need your help. I really want one of your hugs right now. I want you to tell me that you love me. I want you to help me. Anyways, i dont want to be a bother to you anymore. So when you think that im making the right moves, tell me so i can keep making them. I love you so much. I hate this class. I hate a lot of people. Blah. Im off my soap box. This is the first post in a long time.

Andrew

icecreamconer @ 2004-02-25T09:38:00

2004-02-25T15:43:18Z

I just pee'ed blood... Does that mean im Jesus? HE... was pretty fly for a fucking jew... BAH HUMBUG!

icecreamconer @ 2004-02-25T09:34:00

2004-02-25T15:39:47Z

If being cool, is to be popular, then Hitler must be the coolest guy in the fucking world. YAHTZEE!

Questions

2004-02-25T15:37:42Z

Is it too much to ask my parents for a 100,000 dollars for my birthday?
I know its not TOO much, but my 15th birthday only comes everyone once in a while.
If my parents dont give me what i want, im gonna die. I HATE THEM! THEY ONLY TREAT ME LIKE IM 12!!! IM 15!!!!!!!
Does anyone else feel the way i feel? I want to run away or die. I think im going to run away to my backyard, but you better not tell my parents. My dad will beat me like a mother-F'er. It hurts, but i think i like it. Can you guys help me, what do you guys think.... 100,000 or 50,000?

icecreamconer @ 2004-02-25T09:28:00

2004-02-25T15:32:00Z

ROGER RABIT EATS CORNFLAKES WHILE I MASTURBATE!
WOAH ITS HAWT!

icecreamconer @ 2004-02-17T19:32:00

2004-02-18T01:32:42Z

Get to know the REAL you by crash_and_burn
Your Name
You Are A:	Prep
Your Favorite Band/Song	Rilo Kiley - Papillon
You Like To Read:	Anything political
You Firmly Believe In:	Orange juice
Everyone Thinks You Are:	A cheap bastard
You Were Conceived:	By immaculate conception
You Will Marry:	Fidel Castro

Created with quill18's MemeGen 2.0!

icecreamconer @ 2004-01-06T22:02:00

2004-01-07T04:04:56Z

It's all about my privates

all up in this journal